hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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