dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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