My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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