Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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