I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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