I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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