I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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