your room smells of hookers.
And success
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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