How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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