sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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