whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
