sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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