So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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