I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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