They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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