Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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