i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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