Me. At least after what I've been through.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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