Christians are straight up FREAKS
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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