can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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