Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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