He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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