Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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