For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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