Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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