we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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