Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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