I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
