as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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