Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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