So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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