I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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