omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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