He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Your tits are I can't wait for
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
