im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
another moral hangover. fuck.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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