Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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