Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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