Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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