69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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