Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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