i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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