he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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