whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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