this beer tastes like vomit already
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
be right there i have to get my cape
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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