So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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