Well apparently he's into motor boating.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
accomplished twins. life is a go
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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