her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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