He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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