The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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