normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
