At least make sure they are 18
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I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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