he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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