You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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