doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
