dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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