i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm just crazy horny about you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
sex in a hospital.. check
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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