wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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