I think I am morally bankrupt
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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