wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...